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I find some quasi-interesting articles, so you don’t have to.

• Ex-Patriots Assistant Sends the N.F.L. Eight Tapes
  Looks like there will finally be an end to Spygate, but it is not going to turn out well for the Patriots.
• Professor Henry “Indiana” Jones, Jr. Denied Tenure
  Via McSweeney’s, this comes just in time as we all geek up for the next Indy movie.
• O’s Groundskeeper Pat Santarone dies at 79
  The man tended the fields of Memorial Stadium and engaged in an annual tomato-growing contest with O’s manager Earl Weaver.  Others have said it, but any true Orioles fan back in the day knew of this competition.
• “It tastes hurty.”
  My favorite new quote from the genius that is Ralph Wiggum.  I can only find anecdotal evidence on the Internet, so I may have to figure out a way to capture this so all can enjoy Ralph’s genius.