I came across this line while reading the article Apple Suck-Up Watch at Slate (seen originally on Crunchgear):

No drop of milk oozes from the Apple teat without a crowd of journalists gathering to swallow it up.

That has to be the best line I have ever come across to best describe Apple’s coverage in the press.   As we get closer to the arrival of the Jeebus Phone, it is only going to get worse.

Looks like a new ad for the Jeebus Phone has hit The Onion.