Today, I am going to make sure I do not get run over by parade floats while running the Charm City Shamrock 5K. I am as ready as I will ever be, and I am properly hydrated and all of the other healthy stuff.
Wish me luck, or mock me somewhere along the race route. 
#1 by commonwombat on March 11, 2007 - 12:07 pm UTC
I wish you fuck, which means I hope you look so cool and manly running that race that some hot girl decides to throw you some ass.
#2 by Carol on March 11, 2007 - 5:36 pm UTC
So??? Did you win????
#3 by NPR Junky on March 11, 2007 - 8:36 pm UTC
“I wish you fuck,” HA!! That, sir, is probably the best wish anyone could have for a buddy.
I agree.
#4 by Notorious R.O.B. on March 12, 2007 - 9:18 am UTC
Jason does not need you to wish him fuck, as if you are inferring it is luck, not skill.
#5 by Jason J. Thomas on March 12, 2007 - 9:22 am UTC
CW and Junky: Wish me fuck. Heh. Nice. I don’t think hot ass would have been thrown my way considering the sweaty state I was in at the end of the race.
Carol: I didn’t win. I actually need to check my results to get an idea of my time.
R.O.B.: LOL My skillz are mad.