I have been monitoring the feeds from baltimore.craigslist.org in the hopes of finding some decent bargains when it comes to some furniture I need for the house. This morning, I saw the following post in FeedDemon and could not stop laughing (note the highlighted news item).
Sex Swing – Excellent Condition (Baltimore) (The post is below in the event it gets flagged by the Craigslist moderators.)
Date: 2006-12-18, 9:46AM EST
This is one of the really nice ones that spins and bounces with a fuzzy leopard print in all the spots that ought to be soft. The swing itself hasn’t been used in about a year and a half, as I used to have a whole sex room in my last home, but since moving to Baltimore…my place just doesn’t have enough bedrooms to accomodate a romper room, and really what girl would want to use a sex swing that her boyfriend bought when he was dating some other girl?
I’m not sure what I’d trade this for – kind of a specialty item. Maybe a working MP3 player…cuz mine broke recently. Really, I’ll consider all items, offers, and experiences you can think of…I’m not terribly traditional.
Also, YES THE SWING IS CLEAN, and I won’t trade it for any crummy used vibrators.
For some reason, I just don’t see myself purchasing a used sex swing from anyone. I really don’t care how “clean” it may be, but I wouldn’t come close to that thing unless I had a biohazard-suit. The last line of the post is the best, though.
The wonders of Craigslist never cease to amuse me.
That’s the nastiest thing EVER. Ick.
That’s the nastiest thing EVER. Ick.