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I have been monitoring the feeds from baltimore.craigslist.org in the hopes of finding some decent bargains when it comes to some furniture I need for the house. This morning, I saw the following post in FeedDemon and could not stop laughing (note the highlighted news item).

Sex Swing – Excellent Condition (Baltimore) (The post is below in the event it gets flagged by the Craigslist moderators.)

Date: 2006-12-18, 9:46AM EST

This is one of the really nice ones that spins and bounces with a fuzzy leopard print in all the spots that ought to be soft. The swing itself hasn’t been used in about a year and a half, as I used to have a whole sex room in my last home, but since moving to Baltimore…my place just doesn’t have enough bedrooms to accomodate a romper room, and really what girl would want to use a sex swing that her boyfriend bought when he was dating some other girl?

I’m not sure what I’d trade this for – kind of a specialty item. Maybe a working MP3 player…cuz mine broke recently. Really, I’ll consider all items, offers, and experiences you can think of…I’m not terribly traditional.

Also, YES THE SWING IS CLEAN, and I won’t trade it for any crummy used vibrators.

For some reason, I just don’t see myself purchasing a used sex swing from anyone. I really don’t care how “clean” it may be, but I wouldn’t come close to that thing unless I had a biohazard-suit.  The last line of the post is the best, though.

The wonders of Craigslist never cease to amuse me.